Archive for December, 2007

Glosslip Radio: This Year’s Top Celeb Stories (Dec 31)

With 2008 just around the corner, we must find an appropriate way to wrap up 2007’s top celeb stories. Oh boy, and what a year it was. 2007, or “The Year of the Dimwitted Bimbos” as I like to call it, saw the death of one icon, and the re/afterbirth of another icon. […]

Mischa Barton Rounds Out 2007 With A DUI and Drug Bust (Dec 31)

Not wanting to be left out of the 2007 graduating class of celeb imbeciles who received DUIs in 2007 (a long list we will expound on later) the former OC’er Mischa Barton made it just under the gun when she was popped for DUI Thursday night at 2:45 in LA.
Mischa is said to […]

Lindsay Lohan Learns Difficult Lesson On Celebrity Dating (Dec 31)

There’s a very good reason celebs don’t, and more IMPORTANTLY, shouldn’t date non-famous people. Especially non-famous, immature, thumb-sucking douchebags with dumb names like Riley Giles: non-famous people have nothing to lose and will they sell you out.
Lindsay Lohan has been absent from the hallowed pages of Glosslip lately. My strict personal code of […]

Ozzy Osbourne Remembers The Lyrics But Not the Details (Dec 31)

Because Ozzy Osbourne’s fried memory is too foggy to remember details, his autobiography has been difficult to write. He’d love to tell us all about life as the Prince of Darkness, but he can’t remember a bloody thing. He reveals: “My memory isn’t what it used to because of the drugs and alcohol I’ve been […]

Robin Wright Can’t Stand Sean Penn Any Longer (Dec 31)

Actors Sean Penn and wife Robin Wright Penn are divorcing, their rep, Mara Buxbaum, confirms to People magazine exclusively, but refused to give any explanation. The couple has been married 11 years and have a son and a daughter, Hopper, 14, and Dylan, 16.
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A Heartfelt New Year’s Greeting (Dec 31)

CLICK HERE for a message from Perez.
We’re not even drunk yet!
We must be having our period!
Feliz año nuevo, everybody.
xoxo

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Fill In The Blank (Dec 31)

The thing I will remember the most from 2007 is _________.
P.S. Just for shiz and gigglez, CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos of Britney’s cooch from back in September!!!
[Images via WENN.]

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It’s Official!!!! (Dec 31)

The rumors have been around since at least September, but now Hayden Panettiere have escalated their relationship up another level.
Though they have denied being a couple, People magazine is now reporting that the Heroes costars are dating.
And if People is reporting it, then it must be true! Hayden’s publicist probably confirmed the story off-the-record!
“Hayden’s […]

Not So Blind Item (Dec 31)

What beleaguered British songstress’ husband used to be a gay escort, sources tell us????? The bad boy has also been a “social” dealer for years, selling drugs to his friends and acquaintances.

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Wino Still Hitting the Sauce (Dec 31)

As her husband continues to rot in jail, Amy Winehouse has jetted off to the Caribbean. And PerezHilton.com has exclusive details about the singer’s getaway to warmer climates.
Sources tell us that Wino is staying in Mustique at the home of rocker turned photographer Bryan Adams (next to Mick Jagger and Tommy Hilfiger’s places).
Adams is […]